Anonymous asked: hi
Hola como estas?
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
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Anonymous asked: search on youtube how to french braid
Yeah but then I would actually have to have the patients to learn. Why can’t someone just hold my hand and then I would know?
Guys I really want to know how to French braid, but I really don’t feel like learning so who wants to hold hands with me and transfer their French braiding skills to me?
Imagine if this could be done, everyone would be so lazy
(Source: twelveredstitches, via toodopetoexist)
Anonymous asked: can you explain cicadas to me??
yeah your mom
I give your performance a 10…
on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell
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